Eli’s Confused Face FTW

“Team Abbate”

In Teams of Two
Run 1 mile
155 pound Clean and jerk, 21 reps
Run 800 meters
155 pound Clean and jerk, 21 reps
Run 1 Mile

The work can be divided between you and your partner however you choose. Only 1 person can be working at a time and you must complete everything in order.

Reminder

The 7:30am and 11:00am Trial Period begins today! For two weeks these classes will be held on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Please attend regularly if you want to see them added to our full lineup.

Coaches Notes

If you haven’t seen this, watch it. It is about Laura Dziak, a former fashion model. Healthy reminder that lifting weights does not bulk you up, and that the number on the scale is very misleading.

New Class Trial Period

Hopefully you all didn’t forget! This week begins the two week trial period for the following classes:

Monday / Wednesday / Thursday
7:30am and 11:00am

We want to see consistent attendance before adding these to our full lineup.

Curve

5 Rounds

10 Unbroken Power Snatches (95#/65#)
400m Run
Rest 2 minutes

Coaches Notes

We do a lot of jumping, running, squatting, etc and all require plenty of ankle mobility. Needless to say, our ankles, achilles, and other ligaments that support the foot take a beating. Make sure you spend time outside of the gym mobilizing your ankles and working the soft tissues of the calf and down towards the achilles as well. Here is a great Mob from Kelly Starret. Find your superfriend in the gym and work on this stuff.

Friend Of The Animals

For Max Reps

Round 1
Burpees x 60 seconds
Pull-ups x 60 seconds
Squats x 60 seconds
Pushups x 60 seconds

Round 2
Burpees x 45 seconds
Pull-ups x 45 seconds
Squats x 45 seconds
Pushups x 45 seconds

Round 3
Burpees x 30 seconds
Pull-ups x 30 seconds
Squats x 30 seconds
Pushups x 30 seconds

Round 4
Burpees x 15 seconds
Pull-ups x 15 seconds
Squats x 15 seconds
Pushups x 15 seconds

There is no rest between rounds, the clock is constantly running.

Coaches Notes

Important reminder about our new class trial period. Next week we will begin holding 7:30am and 11:00am classes on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. This trial period will only be for two weeks. If you really want these classes to be added to our full lineup, please attend!

False Memories

Deadlift

6×3

3 Rounds, not for time

Chinups 30X1 Tempo x 5
Kettlebell Swings x 20 unbroken

Coaches Notes

In case you have never done a movement with a prescribed tempo, here is how it works. Don’t worry, it will be explained again in each class. The first number represents the time taken to perform the eccentric portion of the movement (downward). The second number represents the pause taken once you have reached the bottom of the eccentric movement. The third number represents the time taken to complete the concentric portion of the movement (upward). The fourth number represents the pause taken once you have reached the top of the concentric movement. When there is an X it means to perform that portion of the movement at maximum explosiveness. In this case, you will do a chin up, pause 1 second with chin over bar, spend 3 seconds lowering till lockout and then explosively pull your self back up.

I am going to keep my salt isn’t bad for your speech very short. Sodium is crucial for our bodies to function properly. You can do a quick google search to learn more since it is quite a bit. Like with most things though, too much of a good thing can be bad. Processed foods, especially those that have removed the fat are extremely high in sodium in order to add / replace lost flavor. Why do they need to add so much flavor? Because processed, nutritionally devoid crap requires a lot of it. Since most people have a diet high in processed foods and the fact that grains leach the body of important nutrients, the unhealthy result is then blamed on the sodium content. How bout this, eat real food, and you can season with salt to your heart’s content. And for those that were surprised to hear grains leach the body of important nutrients, here is why “phytic acid has a strong binding affinity to important minerals, such as calcium, magnesium, iron, and zinc. When a mineral binds to phytic acid, it becomes insoluble, precipitates and will be nonabsorbable in the intestines.” Grains have phytic acid.